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Beer Fridge spoils Water Heater’s plans to flood basement

Kaine & Duds — Tue, 22 Jan 2019 21:51:19 +0000

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Potential Strategy For Last Place Finishers

Kaine & Duds — Fri, 18 Jan 2019 20:57:25 +0000

If you were a diver and found yourself in last place in the last round of the Olympics, wouldn’t you be tempted to knock out a world class cannonball? You would be forever famous and surely, your countrymen and women would applaud your courage. We certainly would. [Sassy_Social_Share]…

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What’s It Like To Be Universally Loved?

Kaine & Duds — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 14:41:47 +0000

Do you think that ladybugs know that everyone loves them? I bet they showoff in front of the other insects when they are out flying around. “Watch this Mosquito, I’m totally going to land on that dude over there. 10 bucks says he calls the kids over to see how adorable I am.” It must be how Australians feel when they travel. [Sassy_Social_Share]…

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Meal Most Likely To Set Off Smoke Detector

Kaine & Duds — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 11:55:58 +0000

Mastering the grilled cheese sandwich is a skill one can only achieve after years of parenting. Even then, the probability of cheesy perfection is not in your favor: In light of what you are up against, when you do manage to craft the coveted golden square of delciousness, make sure you pause to reflect on your achievement … and then send us a selfie. [Sassy_Social_Share]…

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Underrated Animal Super Powers

Kaine & Duds — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:04:16 +0000

My son watches a cartoon where the characters can assume the ‘super power’ of any animal. A cheetah’s speed, a bear’s strength, an eagle’s sight. My animal super power would likely be that of the firefly. There are hundreds of situations where illuminating my butt would be super helpful. Power outage, conversation starter, dropping something beneath your seat while driving. Practical and fun.

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Where Art Though Nap?

Kaine & Duds — Sun, 13 Jan 2019 18:11:41 +0000

O’ Nap, o’ Nap, o’ glorious Nap, Wherever did you go? You used to be so magical, So wonderful, You used to be my bro. We did not talk, There was no need, You and I just knew. That when we got together, Pure happiness would ensue. Sometimes long and sometimes short, I loved you all the same. You were there for me And I for you, But now I never hear your name. I miss you Nap…

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You Smell Like …

Kaine & Duds — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 15:38:47 +0000

Remember when soap used to leave you smelling like … well, soap? There are definitely worse things to smell like but the advances in personal fragrance technology over the last ten years have been remarkable, leaving the smell of ‘soap’ behind us. Now I smell like a Japanese Cherry Blossom that was pelted by Frosted Coconut Snowballs as a glorious Plumeria Sunrise breaks on the horizon of what…

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When We Own An Airplane Banner Business

Kaine & Duds — Thu, 10 Jan 2019 15:10:02 +0000

Imagine how great it would be to own your own airplane banner business. You could put any message you wanted in big, glorious letters in the sky. Maybe you need to set the record straight on an outstanding argument: “Happy Anniversary! Love your FAVORITE son.” Or provide suggestions for your fellow citizens: “Just remember, the left lane is for passing.” Favorite movie quote?

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Way To Nail That Cat, Mom

Kaine & Duds — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 00:30:17 +0000

We started doing puzzles together as a family. It’s actually a lot of fun and gets everyone talking about a variety of subjects. The highlight though is that our 4-year-old says, “You nailed it!” every time we string together a bunch of pieces. “You’re really nailing that monster, Dad!” “Way to nail that cat, Mom.” #happystuff #puzzles [Sassy_Social_Share]…

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Good Parents Make Up Their Own Words

Kaine & Duds — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 08:24:46 +0000

One of the great responsibilities of being a parent is helping with language development. Occasionally, a little poetic license is acceptable. Thanks to my wife, the front stoop (or steps) to the house will forever be known as ‘The Juicy’ by our 4-year-old. “Dad, do you want to go eat our ice pops on The Juicy?” That sounds delightful. #happystuff #icepops #kaineduds #parentinglicense …

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